What is Standie?
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a person who lives their life randomly with no idea whats going on or what will happen next, has an orgie amount of food in his garage, and eats a shit load of pie.
jacob seeley is a total standie
look at that damn standie eating waterwmelon
I got lost in the forest but thanks to that standie and his multiple cell phones I was able to call for help.
What kind of standie would give Joe a ride.
I saw a standie fixing up a focus
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The popular variation of "I'm going to fuck you in the balls.".
Fuck him in the baaaaaalls!
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Procrastinating with getting a haircut until one develops an afro.
Man, did you see Omar lately? Woah, talk about afrocrastination. He ..