Standing 8 Count

What is Standing 8 Count?


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The act of tidying up your ass between poops, usually brought on by mild to moderate itching. A standing 8 count is executed by wiping one's butt while standing.

Todd's butt itched, indicating a need for a standing 8 count.

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