Standing Dirty

What is Standing Dirty?

When you discover there is no available toilet paper AFTER having a poo. Because of the inability to wipe you are 'standing dirty'.

Bob: There was no toilet paper in there.

Joe: Haha you're standing dirty!

See dirty, poo, toilet paper

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