Standjob

What is Standjob?

(noun, singular) the provision of a blowjob given by a short person to a tall person, such that both parties are standing at the time.

That girl is really cute, but kind of short; she'd definitely give a good standjob.

See blowjob, sexual, felatio

Zealot Rose

1. A person who use others for their own personal gains, often times involving minors in grand theft felonies. Rude, white trash, hillbilly..

Autogoober

1. Someone who really doesn't know how to act socially with other human beings. It is the combination of the word autistic and goober..

Capital One

1. Slutty industry standard of hooking up with no hassles and all of the rewards. Not to be confused with a relationship or any other type..

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