Stand-up Philosopher Edit Meaning

1.

A Bullshit Artist!!

(From the Mel Brooks movie "History of the World, part one.")

Unemployment Office Person: "Name and occupation?"

Comicus: "Comicus, Stand-up Philosopher."

Unemployment Office Person: "A what?"

Comicus: "A Stand-up Philosopher. I take the collasence of daily life and produce anectdotes that have synonymous meaning with various people."

Unemployment Office Person: "Oh. A bullshit artist!"

Comicus: "Uh...Yeah."

Unemployment Office Person: "Well, did you bullshit today? Did you try to bullshit today? Try harder or we'll have to cut-off you payments. Next please!"

See bullshit, bullshit artist, lies

2.

A Comedian; a stand-up comedian, as described in Mel Brook's 'History of the World Part 1.'

B. Arthur "Occupation?"

Comicus: "Stand-up Philosopher"

B Arthur: "What?"

Comicus: "A Stan-up up Philosopher!; I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension."

B Arthur: "Oh! A Bullshit Artist!?!!"

See philosopher, comedian, comedy, joker