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extremely drunk to the point of embarrassment
Colleen got so schlobberknockered last night that she puked all over the inside of my car..
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Coolest person to ever walk the face of the planet! Has really sexy brown eyes and feathery eyelashes. Usually equipt with big, voluptuo..
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Big trendy sunglasses worn by whores in a futile attempt to keep semen out of their eyes.
Jessica is rocking jizz blockers, cause Stan ..
