What is Stank Monkey?
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An old, dirty, oftentimes poor black man who reeks of piss, alcohol, dookie, and/or weed. Usually seen accompanied by a bottle wrapped in a brown paper sack. Also called "stunk monkey."
First White Guy: *sniff* Ew! What's that smell?
Second White Guy: It's that goddamned stank monkey over there!
First White Guy: He smells like dog shit!
Stank Monkey: Shut the hell up you dumb crackers!
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Extremely pleased, as when a gay man has a whole lot of penises to play with.
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Being pwn3d, or owned, in the most ultimate sense
"That drunk bitch just got nekkie picz! ULTRAPWN3D!"
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A straight male who has the uncontrollable tendency to create inexplicably close relationships with his equally straight male friends.
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