Stank Monkey

What is Stank Monkey?


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An old, dirty, oftentimes poor black man who reeks of piss, alcohol, dookie, and/or weed. Usually seen accompanied by a bottle wrapped in a brown paper sack. Also called "stunk monkey."

First White Guy: *sniff* Ew! What's that smell?

Second White Guy: It's that goddamned stank monkey over there!

First White Guy: He smells like dog shit!

Stank Monkey: Shut the hell up you dumb crackers!


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