Stankfridge

What is Stankfridge?


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A condition in which one leaves on vacation and neglects to empty his refridgerator of perishables, resulting in mass spoilage and a subsequent foul stench that permeates every surface of his residence. Symptoms manifest upon return to said domicile and include wandering aimlessly, sniffing the air and repeating the phrase "What the F%#@ is that smell?" followed by gagging and vomiting upon discovery of the spoilage. Only effective remedy is thoroughly cleaning out the affected appliance. Can be prevented through proper cleanliness procedures.

"Oh man, I forgot about that pound of bacon when I went to the beach. My place has a severe case of Stankfridge!"

See stank, hygiene, food, disgusting, smell, neglect


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