What is Stankin Lankin?
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A Lincoln Town Car approximately anywhere from the year 1990 to 1997 that is lowered, has purple paint, gold wire wheels, a tendency to ruin your day upon sight, and one distinguishing feature: on the top of the front windshield, which is always tinted to unreasonable proportions, a large sticker in old English lettering that simply says, 'Stankin Lankin.'
Whoever: Dude, I saw this truck on my way over here... so fuckin Mexicaned-out.
Raag: No, the most Mexicaned-out thing ever was Stankin Lankin.
Whoever: Oh shit, I completely forgot about that. Your right. This was bad though.
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One who is an extremely unsafe yet on-time driver. Characterized by a floored gas pedal and a hand on the horn at all times.
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