Stapler

What is Stapler?


1.

Short range wepon usually found in offices

he attack me with the stapler

2.

From the movie "Office Space". Milton's prized Swingline. He obsessed about it and the possibility that management may take it.

Stapler- used to describe the act of lacking any common sense; describes the act of worrying about something trivial, usually applying to someone who you manage or supervise

"Stapler..um my..my.. stapler."; As I was walking by Michelle's cube, she snapped and got all "stapler" on me.

3.

A tool used for shooting someone with small pieces of metal. To make this look unsuspicious, many children will use it to connect papers together. A sure way to annoy your teacher

Earlier today, a teacher handed out tests to all of her students. Moments later, an ambulance was called because of mulitple metal staples shot into the teacher's back from staplers found sitting in empty desks. No children were found.

4.

Referring to a black person "porch monkey".

Most staplers are black in general. Also can be know as: Stape; or Baby Stape for younger blacks.

Black person: "Ay yo waddup gangsta."

White person: "Damn staplers are taking over the city."

See negro, black person, nigga, niggie, porch monkey, coon, nigger

5.

when you staple someone's balls to their forehead.

you so gay, ima give you a stapler

See taper, glue, ouchbag, damn


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