What is Star Jones?
1.
Starr Jones
I be Star Jones yo! Im a lawyer.
2.
(n.) a heterosexual woman who chooses to marry a flamboyantly homosexual man out of some misplaced notion that acquiring the status of "wife" is worth living a loveless, sexless lie.
(v.) to luxuriate in the delusion that entering in a marriage, as described above, makes other people envy your good fortune, when they are actually laughing their asses off.
Why are you so surprised that Maurice will tease out your wigs but won't play with your titties? Girl, you are star jonesin!!!! You better annul this mess, before he runs off with your shoes.
3.
The co-host of ABC's "The View". She is a lawyer. She tries to bring insight to legal aspects of a topic on the show, but somewhat ties the topic back to food, or men. Uses the words "Allegedly" "I am a lawyer" "Delicious" for anything you can think of. Hillarious/irritating diva. Millionaire.
"If this pie was the country, one third of that pie would be opposing the president, and the rest of that pie, would be delicious."
4.
A fat, loudmouth black woman who had the audacity to have her wedding sponsored. It is rumored that whenever she walks, her elephant steps cause the earth to shake.
Me and my baby daddy is goin' to Star Jones our wedding.
5.
another name for "earth"
also another way to say "to steal food"
Marni! You so just Star Jonesed my gummy bears!!!!!
