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a proper back-hander... that the bitch deserved!
After a hard day's work i came home to find my slag of a wife had let my tea go c..
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An hour long boner. A required affliction for porn stars but painfully hideous to live with for a regular joe.
Some guy: Dude, I got a ..
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The virginity of your myspace comments, usually taken by your first friend(who is not tom).
Whats up (insert random name here) i just p..
