What is Starbucks Cumshot?
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n. An alternate way to refer to the "Starbucks doubleshot" beverage; a 6.5-oz can of espresso and cream. So called because, despite the fact that it is not carbonated, when opened it tends to eject some of its contents directly into one's face or onto one's clothes in a manner not unlike that of a
I shouldn't have worn that little blue dress today. My morning Starbucks cumshot deposited a stain on it.
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a phrase used by out-of-touch librarians to refer to her underlings when she disagrees with a valid request
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