Starbucks Name

What is Starbucks Name?


1.

An unusual fake name you provide to a worker at a restaurant, coffee shop, etc. in order to uniquely identify you among the other patrons.

Without a Starbucks name...

Barista: Can I have your name, please?

You: John

(2 minutes later) Barista: Coffee for John!

(Five guys try to grab the coffee)

With a Starbucks name...

Barista: Can I have your name, please?

You: Orlando

(2 minutes later) Barista: Here's your coffee, Orlando!

See starbucks, coffee, pseudonym, unique

2.

the ridiculous name you give your Starbucks Coffee Attendee when placing your order

Starbucks Worker: What would you like?

You: One Grande Caramel Macchiato please

Starbucks Worker: Name?

::Thinking to yourself:: I'll give her my starbucks name

You: Yolanda Shaliza, thanks

See starbucks, coffee, shanaynay, lafonda, mocha, love, stupid

3.

The name you give to the Starbucks worker because they never, ever get your name right. Instead of using your real name, use your Starbucks name.

Maryam: Alright, just a black coffee please.

Worker: Name?

Maryam: Mary

...............

Because people probably cant figure out Maryam, she used her Starbucks name, Mary, to make her life easier.

See starbucks, coffee, name, drink


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