Starbucks Single

What is Starbucks Single?


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Pathetic looking (gay or straight) male/female corporate yuppies, aged twenty or thirty something who go to Starbuck’s on a Saturday morning, order a vanilla flavored latte and sit down right next to a window with their laptops/notebooks, pretending to have heaps of work to be immediately done and emails to be answered, while all they’re doing is leering and waiting for someone to pass by and engage in a chit-chat in hope of a long term relationship.

Rob's a hopeless starbucks single.

Let's get a coffe to go and check out the starbucks singles.

My boyfriend used to be a starbucks single but he quit going there when we started going out.

See starbucks, single, pathetic


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