Starched Sock

What is Starched Sock?

A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.

Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!

Scallywagged

1. Imbibing so much one forgets their name. Bridget was so scallywagged she broke the toilet. Water subsequently filled the bathroom. Se..

Bowhunting

1. literally, hunting with a bow. very popular among fans of the medieval times and mythical beasts. "girls only want boyfriends with..

Toolchest

1. A female version of a toolbox. She's such a toolchest, she deserved to get fired. See Matt..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Starched Sock Edit Meaning