Starched Sock

What is Starched Sock?

A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.

Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!

Summer Of Shame

1. A summer break between school semesters in which one doesnt get laid. A summer lacking pussy. Damn dude, this is truly a summer of sham..

Until The Day

1. A sophisticated group of individuals who share their musical talent with various teenagers, and 40 year old burnouts alike. see also &q..

Bolting It

1. Waking and immediately drinking alcohol, prefferably beer. Before 7 am. Derived from the acts of Andy Bolt Dude man you just bolted it..

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