Starched Sock

What is Starched Sock?

A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.

Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!

The Stu

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Go Go Gadget Dick

1. The mating call of the male species when a boner is acheived. "Hey, the officer's up! Go go gadget dick!"..

Vibhuti

1. Vibhuti is the sacred ash used in religious worship in Hinduism. The vibhuti ash is generally the residue of cow dung that is burned in ..

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