Starching Gym Socks

What is Starching Gym Socks?

When a guy is beating off but doesn't want to make a mess, he cums into his or any gym sock around

MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!

See socks, cumming, beating off, jerking off

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