Starfish Trooper Edit Meaning

1. When someone has a cock stuck on the back of their head that resembles a cleft of hair being draped down the back of their neck. Dude, ..

1. Stuck in a situation where you face two dangers on either side of you, and moving away from one danger would be moving closer to the oth..

1. Porktastic is basically someone who is a little on the porky side (or just plain old fat). 'That bird you snogged last night was p..