What is Starfished?
1.
A combination of starving and famished often used by children who cant pronounce the seperate words.
Little Johnny said "Mummy when is dinner im starfished!"
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This was originated in the north east england, more specificly middlesbrough, back in the 1990's. the art of doing this foul move, involves the predator eyeing up his victim who is sleeping, then makes his move,only in stealth, one wrong move cud cost him his life, he observes his victim and waits to make the kill, patience is of the essence here,a good fisherman knows wen to go in for the kill, the victim opens his mouth in the sleep and the predator is in there like a shot, pants down...arse on his face wiv his balls...phwoar the adrenaline
"i left a cheesy shitty smell on your face whilst you were sleeping after my wonderful starfish"
"my face has a strong smell of shit and cheese after that cunt starfished me"
