Starfruit

What is Starfruit?


1.

one of the best possible things that can come in contact with your tastebuds. Its a fruit thats sweet, and is actually in the shape of a star.

I had some starfruit last nite and man it tasted goooooooooood.

2.

The fruit only champions eat. Occasionally found in random-ass chinese restaurants and tastes like you have stars in your mouth.

Me: Oh boy Azz, What are we having for dinner today?

Azz: A little bit of starfuit casserole.

Me: Aww... why can't we have any grass jelly?

Azz: Because theres FUCKING STARFRUITS TODAY.

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