Starjack

What is Starjack?


1.

A starjacking occurs when a Starbucks patron, other than yourself, grabs your drink from the delivery counter and leaves the shop.

Polly was rather ticked when her Venti Extra-Hot No Foam 185° Chai Latte was starjacked.

2.

The act of someone (usually a stranger) taking your specially made coffee from the Starbucks counter after it has been announced. Starjackings most commonly occur when the Starbucks is crowded and the barristas are falling behind.

My morning was thrown out of kilter when someone so rudely Starjacked, my Venti-triple-upsidedown-caramel machiado this morning.

See starbucks, coffee, robbery, caffeine


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