Stark Bollock Naked

What is Stark Bollock Naked?


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(adj.) No clothes on at all, not even a wristwatch or jewellry.

I was getting changed in a tent when I saw Matthew's silhouette walk by, about to come in. I shouted out "Don't come in, i'm stark bollock naked", at which point he laughed, but took as lokk anyway, so I mooned him. He seemed strangely turned by 'the goods', and laughed again.

The moral of the story is that Matt Dunne is gay.


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