Stark Schlong

What is Stark Schlong?

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A description of a "Schlong", derived from the German term "Schlange", meaning "Snake".

Like a Schlong, but rock solid. Generally found in the morning after waking up. May also be known as a "Morning Schlong", "Aroused Schlong" or "Impaling Rod".

Also known to be pronounced "Schtark Schlong" (Sssh-tark Sssh-long)

"Don't sit on me, I have a Stark Schlong"

*Rolls over and impales himself on his Stark Schlong* "FUCK!"

"Bro, I'm ripping my pants. Check it out. Stark Schlong man."

See schlong, stark, cock, cyack, boner
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