What is Starspeak?
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A new and unique language used by Hollywood film stars who often barely finished High School, and are now used to living in a mega-rich unreal world and being surrounded by sycophants and yes-men. Commonly used in answer to a personal or difficult question, it often features a mangling of metaphors in a weak attempt to sound deeper and more thoughtful (and less ego-centric) than the film star actually is - and rarely actually answers the question in a comprehensible way. Also known as celebspeak.
Tom: "You need to put your manners back in".
Random Words:
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One of those words your father made up do describe food when you were young in an effort to mess with your head.
5 y.o. son: Whatcha e..
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The other son of Frank Zappa. And he has a less cool name than his brother Dweezil.
Why would I need an example for this?..
