What is Starspeak?
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A new and unique language used by Hollywood film stars who often barely finished High School, and are now used to living in a mega-rich unreal world and being surrounded by sycophants and yes-men. Commonly used in answer to a personal or difficult question, it often features a mangling of metaphors in a weak attempt to sound deeper and more thoughtful (and less ego-centric) than the film star actually is - and rarely actually answers the question in a comprehensible way. Also known as celebspeak.
Tom: "You need to put your manners back in".
Random Words:
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Something that is better better than bad; it's good! (Just like log)
My, merve, what an excluviant depiction of a horse eating it..
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The need for rape. i.e. a crave for rape.
Boris: I havn't raped anyone in over 8 months - I'm dying here...GIMME SOMETHING TO..
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(tr. v) Occurs when you accidentally turn-in a DVD case without the actual DVD in it to the rental place.
Shoot, I still have the Good-..
