What is Starspeak?
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A new and unique language used by Hollywood film stars who often barely finished High School, and are now used to living in a mega-rich unreal world and being surrounded by sycophants and yes-men. Commonly used in answer to a personal or difficult question, it often features a mangling of metaphors in a weak attempt to sound deeper and more thoughtful (and less ego-centric) than the film star actually is - and rarely actually answers the question in a comprehensible way. Also known as celebspeak.
Tom: "You need to put your manners back in".
Random Words:
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Can't be featured.
Such as a person who is too controversial to be featured on youtube.
thechurchofdave on youtube is unfeatureab..
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A derivative of Skank, Bitch, Hoe.
"Look at that bitch over there, she is such a niggleswat!"
See skank, hoe, bitch, fugly, ..
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Someone who constantly plays with their penis all day
Jesus Tom, your suck a fuckin doodlewhacker!
See doodle, whack, dick, wank, jack..