What is Startard?
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Commonly used to describe vacation photos of fat people, who in turn, look retarded. Picture examples would be holding a starfish ( the 'star' in star tard ), basking in the sun or just taking up half the beach.
" hey man, have you checked out andrew roberts profile pic lately? "
" omg yeah, he looks like such a flaming
startard "
" doucher. "
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One who is retarded at ordering at Starbucks.
That person is a startard.
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Random Words:
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Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.
Last night I woke up ..
