Startard

What is Startard?


1.

Commonly used to describe vacation photos of fat people, who in turn, look retarded. Picture examples would be holding a starfish ( the 'star' in star tard ), basking in the sun or just taking up half the beach.

" hey man, have you checked out andrew roberts profile pic lately? "

" omg yeah, he looks like such a flaming startard "

" doucher. "

See starfish, startard

2.

One who is retarded at ordering at Starbucks.

That person is a startard.

See starbucks, tard, coffee, star


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