Startled Edit Meaning

1. A Very hairy penis.(Named for the creature decended from the extinct marine organism, Halucinagenia.) Hey, stop touching my Velvet Worm..

1. Number one illness/disease affecting spoiled teenagers and young adults in America. Symptoms include but are not limited to: laziness, ..

1. The act of removing dick cheese with one's finger and slinging it into one's eyes. My girlfriends cooze gushed upon recieving..