Stat Edit Meaning

1.

Short form for Statim, which is Latin for immediately medical

I need a knife... stat....

2.

asap, right away, without delay

comon muthafucka suck muh dick..stat!

See gerald

3.

An abbreviation of the Latin statim, "immediately", often used in medical contexts

-The patient's heart just stopped working.

-We need a defibrillator in here stat!

See asap, acronym, latin, doc

4.

status. put stat after anything (i.e. ballerstat) to remark about the level of that something that someone is

My friend was pissed after the gynecologist told his girlfriend about her virginstat. dont look at me.

See i, raped, your, mother

5.

an adjective used to describe something that you want/need in a speedy sort of way.

Dude, I need some stat puddy(beverage, lettuce).

6.

STAT stands for Standing Tall And Talented, and is a nickname for NBA basketball player Amare Stoudemire. He inherited this name from the tattoo on his right arm that reads 'STAT', and the nickname suits him very well as he stands at the height of 6'10, and is one of the most talented basketball players out there. Amare plays for the Phoenix Suns (the best basketball team in the NBA) and with Steve Nash (another Suns player) he will be able to lead the team to a championship.

STAT is a beast!

STAT is an amazing basketball player; he will get a ring soon enough.

See tall, talented, amazing, basketball, player, amare stoudemire, phoenix, baller, beast

7.

To have sexual intercoursewith another person for the first time. Must be at least one thrust inside the person to count.

"I picked up a stat last night off this hot girl."

"I need a stat, now!"

See stat, sexual, intercourse, sex, statistic