State Farm

What is State Farm?


1.

One of the best insurance companies when it comes to taking care of customers. A bit expensive, but they pay out no questions asked, unless of course you make a habit of filing claims.

Damnit!! I just wrecked my ride...

2 days later: Sweet!! I just got a fat check from State Farm!!

2.

A realy bad insurance company. This insurance company is usualy associated with ripping people off and employing turd burgaling assholes. (See. Turd Burglar)

Oh crap. I just got into a accident, and I am about to die. I want to get my car fixed even though I am gonna die, but I have State Farm.


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