What is Statement Cookie?
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a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.
Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.
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Wannabe Bad Ass Mother Fucker.
He's a real W.B.A.M.F.
See wannabe, poser..
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Basically the same idea as a regular smore, but it can be eaten and made easily in any urban situation. The materials you need are:
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