What is Statement Cookie?
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a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.
Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.
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When a chick wacks you off with her feet and wheres a beak
yo man this chick last night said she liked some freaky shit so she gave me ..
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Cajun Dialect; A term of endearment. Also "honeychile".
Honeychile, come to momma, cher.
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Old ass country bum..
