Statement Cookie

What is Statement Cookie?

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a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.

Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?

Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."

Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.

See fortune cookie, cookie, fortune, statement, douche
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