What is Statement Cookie?
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a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.
Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.
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This shitty program is the reason why Excel sells so well and Bill Gates is so rich. Only aging computer nerds think it has value
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Jack In The Box- A fast food restaraunt.
Man. I'm hunry! Let's eat at Jack In a Crack...
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extremely inappropriate facial hair normally found on women
"dude, your mom has a face squarbler!"
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