What is Statement Cookie?
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a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.
Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.
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A state of unhappiness for large black women on American Idol
ya'll really Irraquitate me!!
See irritate, upset, ebonics, america..
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Have sex with someone male or female then afterwards you book ass out of there so you don't get any closer then you need to.
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