Statement Cookie

What is Statement Cookie?

1.

a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.

Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?

Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."

Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.

See fortune cookie, cookie, fortune, statement, douche
54

Random Words:

Ziegenfuss
1. A teacher of a class that has no worth or value. Ziegenfuss is an alpha male. NOT..
Read more
Quizibuck
1. A really big problem, made popular by Duke Phillips, president of Duke Phillips Broadcasting, formerly Duke Phillips' House of Waff..
Read more
Nieep
1. A random word that can be said when you are feeling bored or the conversation runs out. Only used with friends. Everyone is quiet, so y..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free