Statement Cookie

What is Statement Cookie?

1.

a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.

Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?

Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."

Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.

See fortune cookie, cookie, fortune, statement, douche
54

Random Words:

Stupid Clean
1. Realy super cool and awesome. Or realy "Fresh" or new Damn cus your new kicks are stupid clean See stupid, clean, super, coo..
Read more
Gwithian
1. Someone that wastes his time looking up dictionary definitions all day "Oh man, that guy just sits there doing nothing all day - s..
Read more
Kevorka
1. From the Latvian: "lure of the animal". An irresistable male sexual spell that attracts women like you wouldn't believe. ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free