What is Static Sack?
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While in a pubic place your scrotom sticks to your leg as if it's held there by a mixture of goopy babyshit and elmer's glue. Cannot be unlodged by light kicking, high stepping, or even by doing a few casual lunges.
No matter how much you try, the only way to resolve this situation is to go elbow deep in your pants to resolve the situation.
While meeting with the board of trustees, I had a case of static sack that would jolt the Dali Lama from his opium-induced meditation.
Random Words:
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when you go to the bathroom and the water splashes you in the butt
The kluflunkadunk got me all wet..
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The equivalent of leet, or 1337, yet better since I am the only one who use it and am the sole creator of said phrase.
Lame: ROFL LOL L..
