What is Static Sack?
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While in a pubic place your scrotom sticks to your leg as if it's held there by a mixture of goopy babyshit and elmer's glue. Cannot be unlodged by light kicking, high stepping, or even by doing a few casual lunges.
No matter how much you try, the only way to resolve this situation is to go elbow deep in your pants to resolve the situation.
While meeting with the board of trustees, I had a case of static sack that would jolt the Dali Lama from his opium-induced meditation.
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one that performs the same job as that of a salt lick, but for idiots, not cows.
Jim ate his own ass. What an idiot lick!
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The act of shoving ones asshole into a sleeping person with chocolate syrup inside your asshole, as you sit on the person you release yo..
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The very disgusting occurrence of when cat food, rain water, old soda, dog food, tuna and shit become a smelly liquid substance.
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