Staties

What is Staties?

Common slang for "state trooper" used in the New England area, especially Massachusetts.

I was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in my Lamborghini.

See ike

Massachusetts State Police

I didn't make it to the packie in time because the stupid staties pulled me over for having a tail light out.

See hogman

Up Tan

1. The tanning of the underside of the nose, as usually achieved through artificial means such as a spray from a tanning salon. An up tan i..

Sapter

1. On who is beyond SAPPY. Gilbert Chan is the definition of a TRUE SAPSTER. Damn, when did you become a sapster? 2. Gilbert Chan is a ..

Inchwormer

1. A man that has a very small penis. Girl 1: What happened between you and Alex? I thought things were going so well. Girl 2: well...we ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Staties Edit Meaning