Staties

What is Staties?

Common slang for "state trooper" used in the New England area, especially Massachusetts.

I was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in my Lamborghini.

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Massachusetts State Police

I didn't make it to the packie in time because the stupid staties pulled me over for having a tail light out.

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Queefelog

1. 1. A term used to describe a penis that, while in the course of intercourse, begins to force Queefes out of a vagina. 2. A magic log in..

Urinal-in-law

1. After entering a public restroom with your in-law (father-in-law, brother-in-law, etc.), you locate with uncomfortable decidedness a uri..

If No Fit, Put Spit

1. the contemporary pidgin-hawaiian mantra of applying spit to a male's genitalia when it will not fit in a female's genitalia. ..

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