What is Station 1?
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Main EMS Station, center of EMS opererations, where the brass hangs out, where shinanigans and tomfoolery are commonplace, where hotdogs are up for grabs after the secretary excitedly preforms the "hot dogs are here" dance complete with song, where the door SLAMS, where the Lt's are stuck, where any where near the ladys restroom stinks every weekday morning after about 0915, where the doors must stay closed as there is a terrible, evil man lerking in the shadows trying to get the secretary, where smokers just never seem to be far enough away from the doors when they smoke, an institute of service to the public.
ME:"Hey guys did you get the memo about the 25 mandatory classes we need to have completed by tommorow"?
Them: uuhh? no.
ME: Aw man, you should have stopped by station 1 theres a notice on the bulliten Board.
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