Stationary Crunk

What is Stationary Crunk?


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A word used to describe one who is physically unable to move around with some sort of ease, therefore causing the person to turn to alcohol, ultimately leading to a state of stationary crunkness.

Kenny: "Where's stationary crunk?"

Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."

Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."

Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!

See boss, colby, tits, fuck


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