What is Stationary Crunk?
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A word used to describe one who is physically unable to move around with some sort of ease, therefore causing the person to turn to alcohol, ultimately leading to a state of stationary crunkness.
Kenny: "Where's stationary crunk?"
Phil: "Oh colby? He broke his leg and so he getting crunk in his room."
Kenny: "Awh yes, I see, he is one stationary crunk."
Colby: FUCK!! TITS!!
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a big ol' smelly cock and balls that hangs low and scrapes off the ground
Look at that mans glopsnerch..
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often an expression used for ones self. When you have done something wrong thats usually ve simple, I.e threading a needle in a hurry.
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