What is Statistication?
1.
The attempt to sound intelligent through the use of meaningless statistics that you yourself do not understand. This trait is most often observed in politicians, sportscasters and law school students.
After watching the presidential debate, I was overwhelmed by the level of statistication shown by both candidates.
See
Random Words:
1.
A mixture of Viagra an water. Usually chugged by Gay Carl so that he can pleasure Elliot 24/7.
Wait a sec Elliott let me drink my Viagr..
1.
When a woman has sex with three men simultaneously. Or with three penis substitutes simultaneously. More specifically, one in the box, o..
1.
A system used at sporting events and concerts where fans can text authorities so that they can remove belligerent individuals.
An examp..