Stats Edit Meaning

1.

In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.

Napervilletop: you lookin?

Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?

Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?

Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?

2.

stats is an abbreviation of the word 'statistics'. 'Statistics' is the collection, organization and interpretation of numerical data.

websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.

This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.

From TeeGee of FuckingUpThe

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3.

Stats: The reduction of a woman to an absolute value. Hooking up, making out, getting dome....it is all a value that can be added to ones "score card".

Paul wrote the book on "stats".

Huston got "Stats" last night.

That fat bit*h is a negative stat.

See stats, hooking up, the goods, sex, fun

4.

used to describe a situation, or appearance

Dude did you see his guitar solo? GNAR STATS!

Check out that rednecks hair. Mullet stats, fer sure bro.

See stats, gnar, mullet, bro, situation

5.

Meaningless stuff: AKA statistics

Useful stats: Over 600% of drivers don't drive!

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