Statto Edit Meaning

1.

A non-derogatory term used to refer to a statistician

My database is FUCKED! Statto! any chance of a hand to fix it?

2.

Derogatory term used to refer to a bad poker player with delusions of talent. Often a play $$$ balla found selling play chips online. Lives at home with Mommy and lurks on poker and shoe fetish forums. Destined to be a leech on society eternally and die alone.

Where's my roll? Some Motherf#@kers stolen my bankroll.

That's rough man. What a Statto move.

See statto, donk, poker, mommy, degen

3.

being a total geek

"Who won the FA cup in 1912?"

"Dunno. Ask Statto, he knows everything"

See bradders