Statue-tory Rape

What is Statue-tory Rape?

Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.

Guy 2: With a 16-year old?

Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!

Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?

Guy 1: Dude!

See statue, rape, lincoln

Rub Toe

1. The act of having sex Did you rub toe with that girl last night? See Nate..

Parp Yarn

1. Spinning a long tale of bullcrap from yer arse. That's just a bunch of parp yarn! See parp, yarn, bullcrap, lies, bullshit..

333

1. Half evil. 666 = evil, hence 333 = half evil. Seen on a t-shirt ... Front: "333", back: "Half evil". As in: "..

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