What is Statue-tory Rape?
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Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!
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n. Referring to one with bright orange hair and a bent for alternative sexuality. Typically disparaging in usage.
McDonald's rO-m..
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a straight guy who gay guys like. same as gagnet
dude he's such a fucking queerbaites.
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a straight guy who gay guys like. same..
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This is the sound that mentaly ill people make when they are addicted to this terrible habbit. ooh ooh ooh!
Look! Olof... will you plea..
