What is Statue-tory Rape?
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Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!
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n. a quick and meaningless screw you have for 'old times sake' with someone you just dumped, or just dumped you.
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Scandinavian-American term commonly heard in the Midwest, denoting a "goofball" or a "goober".
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