What is Statue-tory Rape?
1.
Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!
See
Random Words:
1.
having drinks with friends, via the phone.
Since we can't meet for drinks because we live in different states, we regularly have v..
1.
piellarious is like a sarcy hillarious
how piellarious.
thats piellariously funny
See hillarious, funny, jokey, sarcy, sarcasm, lazzy..
1.
A small nasal inhaler containing levmethamphetamine and camphor oil used by people on ecstasy for a rush.The chemicals in the cotton ins..
