What is Statue-tory Rape?
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Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!
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Of, related to, or defined by the opinions and thoughts of The Oprah
Tarneequa: And I got beat up and raped by every man in my family a..
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The people that VISIT while I am on the rag.
Damn girl, I can't give it up tonight, Aunt Flo and Uncle Red are in town...
