Statue-tory Rape

What is Statue-tory Rape?

Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.

Guy 2: With a 16-year old?

Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!

Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?

Guy 1: Dude!

See statue, rape, lincoln

On Dial-up

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1. Stands for spread. ~ = leg * = pussy I ~*~ her open and fucked her. See Matt..

Zybnsff

1. A cannabalistic African tribe who uses excessive body paint. The Zybnsff's came so we pretty much ran like hell! See killers, ref..

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