Statue-tory Rape

What is Statue-tory Rape?

Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.

Guy 2: With a 16-year old?

Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!

Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?

Guy 1: Dude!

See statue, rape, lincoln

Rmeay

1. Rolling My Eyes At You You are so pathetic. rmeay. See rolling eyes, pathetic, sarcastic, attitude..

Lollerskatez!!111oneeleven

1. Sarcastic laughing rollerskating idiot. WindowsXP : You smell. odium : lollerskatez!!111oneeleven..

W*y

1. w*y means way in MCRmy talk. I am w*y annoyed that the MCRmy parade got canceled! See way, w*y, gerard way, mcrmy, my chemical romance..

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