What is Statue-tory Rape?
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Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!
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Random Words:
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Wrinkled.
Past tense of corrugate
The corrugated and decrepit vagabond hath smote thy commonwealth
See larstait
2.
Munted; drunk, ..
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your hoe is so fat (in a racist slur of a chinese accent)
yo g, yohosaphat, that she has a welcome back party whenever she turns around..
