What is Statue-tory Rape?
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Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!
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The buzz you get from doing hagger.
Jake: how's that hagger treating you?
Steve: the hagger wallop is kicking in now.
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The manifesto, internet style.
omg! Have you read that guy's blogifesto? he's friggin' INSANE!!!!
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Taking a penis or other obect that is stuck in one's ass.
Jim, are you still "taking beef in the can"?
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