Statue-tory Rape

What is Statue-tory Rape?


1.

Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.

Guy 2: With a 16-year old?

Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!

Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?

Guy 1: Dude!

See statue, rape, lincoln


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