Status Ass-wipe

What is Status Ass-wipe?


1.

When a relative, usually a mother or aunt, comments on your facebook status with a concerned question or words of encouragement. It is usually either embarrassing, or confusing, or both.

Examples of a status ass-wipe:

Jane Doe is having a bad day.

Janet Doe: what's wrong, sweetie? You need to call me and tell me what happened.

Joe Smith needs a job.

Aunt Smith: Your life is full of surprises. Everything happens for a reason. It will all be okay.

See facebook, mom, status, comment, fbook, embarrassing


20

Random Words:

1. when someone eats so much they feel as if they will die man #1: you look awful man #2: yeah i just spent €40 in burger king man #1: t..
1. Guitarist in the swediwsh neo-classical metal band, Harmony, aswell as new prog. metal band Darkwater. One of Swedens best young guitar..
1. 1.Arnold Scarzzeneggar cause he thinks "eatting isnt cheating" 2lifornias future governer..