What is Status Ass-wipe?
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When a relative, usually a mother or aunt, comments on your facebook status with a concerned question or words of encouragement. It is usually either embarrassing, or confusing, or both.
Examples of a status ass-wipe:
Jane Doe is having a bad day.
Janet Doe: what's wrong, sweetie? You need to call me and tell me what happened.
Joe Smith needs a job.
Aunt Smith: Your life is full of surprises. Everything happens for a reason. It will all be okay.
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