Status Mess

What is Status Mess?

A person, typically female, who updates his/her status message with a constant stream of emotional drama.

Did you see Jane's last three status messages about her fight with Bill? That girl is a status mess!

See emo, facebook, myspace, tmi

Vegeterranean

1. You are vegetarian but you live in mediterranean area and you know they have the best fish: So end up being a fish eater vegetarian. -H..

Jam Fart

1. When A Boy Puts Loads of jam up his arsehole and bends over in front of the girls face and farts the jam over her face. A regular manouv..

Katie Naked

1. An extremely unattractive human spotty forehead with no clothes on. Masquerading as a slut showing off her extremely small breasts. Som..

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