Status Mess

What is Status Mess?

A person, typically female, who updates his/her status message with a constant stream of emotional drama.

Did you see Jane's last three status messages about her fight with Bill? That girl is a status mess!

See emo, facebook, myspace, tmi

Flappalappadingdong

1. Niko's middle name. Derived from Caitlyn's brain. Yo look! It's Niko flappalappadingdong Zerpopalopalos! See Vicki..

Just Fell Off The Turnip Truck

1. Naive. Implies rural unsohistication versus urban savviness. "A Rolex for $50? Do you think I just fell off the turnip truck?&qu..

Eucher

1. A retard's way of spelling the game "Euchre". Retard: Hey, want to play some Eucher? Normal: Hold on, wait a sec. I&apo..

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