Status Mess

What is Status Mess?

A person, typically female, who updates his/her status message with a constant stream of emotional drama.

Did you see Jane's last three status messages about her fight with Bill? That girl is a status mess!

See emo, facebook, myspace, tmi

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Hoppel

1. An obese, lying, wanna-be-Jesuit poker-playing pants-shitter. He's also been known to conveniently fall through the floor when ask..

Stupid Fat Head

1. Someone who thinks they know it all and has a big head about everything! Best if used in an arguement! Damnit jeff, stop being a stupid..

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