Status Mess

What is Status Mess?

A person, typically female, who updates his/her status message with a constant stream of emotional drama.

Did you see Jane's last three status messages about her fight with Bill? That girl is a status mess!

See emo, facebook, myspace, tmi

Parafied

1. terrified to the point of paralysis he was parafied by the sight of his girlfriend's ugly sister See horror, scare, fright 2. T..

Jawad

1. A person who watches child porn and tries to make his schlong longer by wanking in a pontiac. He's PULLING A JAWAD RUN!!!11!111 2..

Upsetness

1. The condition of being upset. The state of being upset. The Dr. expressed his upsetness about the lateness of his patient. See Tim..

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