Status Mess

What is Status Mess?

A person, typically female, who updates his/her status message with a constant stream of emotional drama.

Did you see Jane's last three status messages about her fight with Bill? That girl is a status mess!

See emo, facebook, myspace, tmi

Marni Garsinhi

1. one's african brethren Geoff: Who are all these brother hubbards cotching in our crib? Leroy: marni garsinhi bruv! See brethren,..

Cuntkoff

1. see also fanny fart. when a woman gets a good pounding from a guy with a mammouth kock trapping air in her flange and then its released ..

Black Maneuver

1. A creature of unbelievable power and guile, the Black Maneuver has brough doom to billions and continues to do so unimpeded. Only one is..

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