Status Mess

What is Status Mess?

A person, typically female, who updates his/her status message with a constant stream of emotional drama.

Did you see Jane's last three status messages about her fight with Bill? That girl is a status mess!

See emo, facebook, myspace, tmi

Quicksilver

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Yanky Cranky

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Critter Shorts

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