Status Wanker

What is Status Wanker?


1.

Someone who updates their facebook status at every opportunity. Continuously informing us of their every movement, mood change and achievement... A true Status Wanker believes that people are actually interested in their status updates.

16:00 Sami is having a bad day at the office.

17:02 Sami is glad to be home after a tough day at the office and can't wait to get a bath and settle down in front of the TV with a glass of wine and her superstar of a boyfriend

18:04 Sami is watching a brill film

"god how much of a status wanker is Sami updating her status every hour"

See wanka, status, facebook, profile


58

Random Words:

1. Author of Social Stories and the phrase "Normal doesn't exist" Hey Mike, you're not the only one who says that norm..
1. A slang term for medically prescribed marijuana I heard Henry was prescribed mediweed for his Illness. See weed, marijuana, dro..
1. 2 young street fighting agents with a tendancy to smoke a lot of weed, thus giving them super stoner powers i would have got away with ..