Statusjacking

What is Statusjacking?

the act of taking over one's facebook status with a conversation of one's own.

John Smith loves peach pies.

Jane Doe 1...loves George Hamilton

Jane Doe 2...OMG! LOL! I LOVE HIM TOO!

Jane Doe 1...don't you think he

should

have been in The Tan

Commandments?

Jane Doe 2...wait, he wasn't?

Jane Doe 1...No silly! That was Bob

Eubank's twin!

*you have now witnessed a "faux"

statusjacking

See status, jacking, facebook

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