What is Statusjacking?
1.
the act of taking over one's facebook status with a conversation of one's own.
John Smith loves peach pies.
Jane Doe 1...loves George Hamilton
Jane Doe 2...OMG! LOL! I LOVE HIM TOO!
Jane Doe 1...don't you think he
should
have been in The Tan
Commandments?
Jane Doe 2...wait, he wasn't?
Jane Doe 1...No silly! That was Bob
Eubank's twin!
*you have now witnessed a "faux"
statusjacking
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