Status-stalk

What is Status-stalk?

When you immediately get a phone call or text message from the same person EVERYTIME you update your status.

Meg: "I'm totally afraid to update my status on facebook now..."

Jill: "Why is that?"

Meg: "Every time I update it Joe calls or texts to comment on it... it's like he's status-stalking me."

See stalk, facebook, status, internet, social

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