What is Status-stalk?
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When you immediately get a phone call or text message from the same person EVERYTIME you update your status.
Meg: "I'm totally afraid to update my status on facebook now..."
Jill: "Why is that?"
Meg: "Every time I update it Joe calls or texts to comment on it... it's like he's status-stalking me."
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The bastard child of spirit fingers and jazz hands.
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Someone that doesnt last long in bed.
Julia: Michael only lasted 5 minutes in bed last night.
Heather: Oh, hes a quick pumper eh?
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