Statustumped

What is Statustumped?


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The desire to change your current status on your social network, but the inability to come up with anything interesting to say because your life is lame.

Fabio stared at his facebook page, searching for the words that might make his life seem interesting, but he was statustumped.

See status, facebook, twitter, myspace


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