What is Statustumped?
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The desire to change your current status on your social network, but the inability to come up with anything interesting to say because your life is lame.
Fabio stared at his facebook page, searching for the words that might make his life seem interesting, but he was statustumped.
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alluding to the toughest man in the land, Gilbert Kachwaffle.
Man, Kachwaffle really fucked up that cock loving fucknuts.
See cockboy,..
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When a snowboarder/mountainborder becomes distracted by a fellow females "jiggling parts"
Man, I suffered from male blindness..
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Having to kiss someone's ass so much that it becomes a show in itself. This was a bit on the Adam Carolla KLSX radio show.
Everyon..
