Statutory Apeshit

What is Statutory Apeshit?


1.

statutory ape + apeshit

1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "legalized" oppression.

2) A collapse of an institution to total anarchy; A failure to bring/maintain any control or order.

1) After spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a license to grant permission to let my son cut my lawn, I'm ready to go statutory apeshit!

2) When they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apeshit and then went out of business.

See apeshit, statutory ape, collapse, epic fail, bureaucracy


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