Statutory Sigh

What is Statutory Sigh?

The internal or external manifestation of relief felt upon learning the object of one's sexual attraction is above the age of consent.

Bob heaved a statutory sigh upon learning that Kate was 20 even though she looked 16.

See relief, respectability, morality, lust, desire

Zoffle

1. to wipe your member on a posh bird's curtains It was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity so I just had to do it - I resolved to zoffl..

Smelly Bogies

1. After a heavy night on the town your nose is generally blocked up with all the crap from smoke etc.. Smelly Bogies are black and dry!! ..

Not-so-fresh

1. A general feeling of uncleanliness, sometimes used to suggest that somebody has an STD. Usually remedied by a good douching on the part ..

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