Stay-at-home Son

What is Stay-at-home Son?


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(from stay-at-home mom) A man-child who exhibits the following traits:

-does controlled substances

-never allows more than 900 seconds to pass between tobacco cigarettes (during the sleeping hours, he must get up at least twice during an 8 hour period to burn one)

-bums money off of his friends and never pays them back

-the inability to hold a job for more than 40 hours

-lives with his parents after the age of 30

-gets checks from the government and spends 75 percent or more on cigarettes, lottery, or alcohol

-spends endless hours instant messaging women to try to pick them up for romantic purposes

-when having a beverage at home, uses a fresh cup for each drink and never helps with just the dishes that he himself created

-attracts alcoholic friends like a rare earth neodymium magnet, especially one who modified himself (cutter) while under the influence

-never puts CDs/DVDs back in their cases...discs last an average of 48 hours before noticeable scratches form

-always looking for a handout

-performs deliberate premeditated installation of spyware onto the PC that is loaned to him / uninstalls Firefox in favor of Internet Explorer

-leaves cigarette burn lines (yes lines, not holes) in the carpet

-listens only to modern rap narratives and goth-death-metal and must listen to it at 80 dBa at 1 meter

-thinks every risk (like spending $20 on a single scratch ticket) will turn out rosy, no matter how far fetched

George Costanza has some of the traits of a stay-at-home son.

One of my legacy friends has all of the above traits of a stay-at-home son.

See bum, lazy, unemployed, drugs, pot, cigarettes, spyware


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