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If an ugly girl is naked, save for a sunhat, while coming on to you. Tell her to close her eyes, and slowly take off her hat. After yo..
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the process of throwing excessive amounts of gerbils at one another hoping to achieve victory
guy #1:hey everyone!!!
everyone:what?
g..
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The male art of masturbating
Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.
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