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I would like my penis belong to celebrities, so I call him Dick von Zipper.
I call my penis -- Dick von Zipper..
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an almost too-good-to-be-true college student playground nestled in fabulous santa barbara where the apartments are absolute shit yet $6..
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someone who is insanely sick (good) at chinese poker; is able to pull out of tight situations by whipping out hands that an average play..