Steak Blumpkin

What is Steak Blumpkin?


1.

to receive fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (cooked rare of course)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional

Tyrone received a steak blumpkin from his baby's momma

See fellatio, blowjob, sex, blumpkin

2.

to recieve fellatio while emptying your bowels atop the porcelain throne

your lady friend must walk in while you are taking a steamy dump and begin sucking, she must simultaneously feed you steak (rare is best)

giving her a swirly afterward is completely optional

Tyrone recieved a steak blumpkin from his babys momma

See blumpkin, blowjob, scat, shit, balls, fellatio, swirly, sex, nasty


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