What is Steak Drapes?
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The useless piece of skin hanging from the vagina closest to the asshole. Resembling a piece of gristle that you have chewed on for 5 minutes that you spit out onto your mashed potatoes.
When Matt finally found a nasty enough old bag to take his virginity she had such large steak drapes that he couldn't manage to find the hole.
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1.Highest Texan Ranking.
2.Extremely Heterosexual, to the point of all men's jealousy.
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