What is Steak Drapes?
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The useless piece of skin hanging from the vagina closest to the asshole. Resembling a piece of gristle that you have chewed on for 5 minutes that you spit out onto your mashed potatoes.
When Matt finally found a nasty enough old bag to take his virginity she had such large steak drapes that he couldn't manage to find the hole.
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Device used when women go into get an annual pap exam! Yay everyone LOVES those :D
"You just got pussy probed!"
See probe, v..